- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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