Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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