- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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