what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

black people

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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