- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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