Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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Justin's life

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Anti Joke

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