- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Arrow in the Knee!

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

"hey do you know the date" "58"

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