How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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The cream, it is coming

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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What is white and black and red all over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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