ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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