So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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