Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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