- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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