A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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