- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What comes after 69? 70

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Can anyone Lenin money?

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