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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Obama = ebola

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.