okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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This is funny.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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