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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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