No your aunties a joke

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Sloths

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

mexicans fishing

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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