- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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