- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

hashtags suck balls

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Your mother just died.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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