What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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