- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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