- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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being sober in a bar fight

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Kyle grund parker coffey

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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