What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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