a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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