- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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