A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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You having friends.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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