- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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