Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

kieran is a homosexual

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Skinny people fart less.

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