- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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