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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Justin Beiber is a good singer

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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