- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Whats cold and frozen? ice

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

LO AND BEHOLD!

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Where can I apply for janitor school?

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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