- Anti Joke

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.