Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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