- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

How old are you? 7

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