- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

what do you call a black guy african american

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

hers a joke... japanese people

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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