Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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