What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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I was watching Fox news.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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