- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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