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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What happened to my sunglasses?

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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