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Justin Beiber

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

BIG MAC'S

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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