- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Chlamydia

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

A fat guy!

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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