WNBA

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...