what is big and can make things come out? a gun

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

I went to school. Then I came home.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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