TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Pickles

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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