Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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