Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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hello anomonous

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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Anti Joke

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