- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

here's a joke... the american education society

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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