What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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