Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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