- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

GOODBYE

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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