What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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Women's Soccer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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hi

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Fine, ladies first.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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