In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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