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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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