Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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David Cameron

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A women left the kitchen.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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penisvaginaorgasm

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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