- Anti Joke

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Good afternoon.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Okay, after this one then...

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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