Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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