What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Major League Soccer

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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Anti Joke

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