Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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I love alchohol!

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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Tilt your screen back .

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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