What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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