- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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