What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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