- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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