Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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identical jokes get different votes.

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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