Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Sloths

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Caolan and Eamon

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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