what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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