- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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