- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

38 studio's new game... Finance City

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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