- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Cripples are lame.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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