A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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I'm Coming

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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