Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

your no better than a cockroach

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Guest what in the butt

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Women's rights

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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