- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

field day?

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Antijokes...

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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