Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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