- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Two women were sitting quietly.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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